Single Awareness Day

Don’t get me wrong, I have been in the market for a nice BB gun for a couple years now. As we know I have my own male train wreck behind me, but honestly Valentine’s Day just exacerbates all of my relationship issues. Honestly why does a holiday exist that celebrates couples exist? I already have the burning desire to absolutely pulverize any couple that shows any public affection let alone any happy and/or codependent couple. I hate them, I hate that they are a complete detriment to society, and quite honestly most of them are just trains that will eventually wreck or potentially even drive off a cliff. Right this is the epitome of angry single women everywhere. I am clearly not angry and bitter about relationships. It's so stupid when you find out about people who cheat on their boyfriends, and I mean even the "perfect girls" in their "perfect relationships". It's stupid, really learn to appreciate what you have!!! It makes me so angry. I would kill someone at this point in my life to be in a great relationship, maybe even getting married sometime soon, and looking forward to having a family and a house and a dog. But no, instead we have people like this girl on the planet and me and my friends are sitting around drinking at a pub on a Thursday night because some idiot decided to make a whole day for couples. So cheers to all my single friends and cheers to my friends in relationships who aren't rubbing it in everyone else's face. If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting here with a glass of wine hating the universe....and Hallmark.